It’s a Christmas miracle, thanks to a quick, routine RiteAid shopping run.  I am now the proud owner of The Lord of the Rings PEZ dispenser Collector’s Series.  (For the collectors among you, it’s #117812 of 250,000 produced.)

Bilbo Baggins, Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, and Gollum Pez dispenser heads in a box.  Tolkien would be pleased, I’m sure.  Now the question — open and eat, or store and hoard?