free credit report songThe other day, we were playing random songs on a guitar, and somehow, “Blackbird” by the Beatles was followed by the “free credit report” song about pirates from the Freecreditreport.com commercial. Amazingly, we collectively knew about 80% of the lyrics…who knew a credit-related jingle could be such an ear worm.  It almost makes you want to find out your credit score. I was inspired to post all of the free credit report commercials and lyrics for your enjoyment…ta-da:

Free credit report song: “REN FAIR” COMMERCIAL

Download Free Credit Song MP3: REN FAIR mp3

Free credit report .com song: “REN FAIR” LYRICS

I was getting depressed cause of all the stress I was feeling at home
Had a poor credit score and the number would haunt me wherever I go

But I moved to a place where my credit could stink and nobody would care
I just wish that somebody had told me that place was a renaissance fair!

Free credit report dot com
Tell your friends, tell your dad, tell your mom

Never mind they’ve been singing our song
Since we first showed up with our pirate hats on

If you’re not into fake swordfights
Pointy slippers and green wool tights

Take a tip from a knight who knows free credit report dot com

LET’S GO!!

Free credit report song: “ROCK STAR” COMMERCIAL

Download Free Credit Song MP3: ROCK STAR mp3

Free credit report .com song: “ROCK STAR” LYRICS

When you’re a rock star
You get to party hard
Champagne and caviar
Tricked out exotic cars

It’s just now I thought I’d be
‘Xcept the party’s not for me
Cause some punk opened a credit card
With my ID

Free — What?
Free Credit, Report.com
That’s the site I’m gonna hit
When I go home

They know how credit works
They send email alerts
Now I’m findin out
How bad reality hurts

Free credit report song: “BIKE” COMMERCIAL

Download Free Credit Song MP3: BICYCLE mp3

Free credit report .com song: “BIKE” LYRICS

Check it out Gas prices blowin up sky high,
Ditched my used subcompact for a two wheeled ride,
Now I’m rollin Eco-friendly but i still look bad,
When the bike store saw my credit they said, “This was all they had,”
I’m singin,
F to the R to the E to the E,
To the C to the R to the E D I T,
RE to the PORT to the DOT to the COM,
Come on everybody grab your bike and sing along it’s easy…

Free credit report commercial: “PIRATE IN RESTAURANT” Video

Download Free Credit Song MP3: PIRATE mp3

Free credit report.com commercial: “PIRATE IN RESTAURANT” Lyrics

Well they say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why am i dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant
Its all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I’m in every evening serving chowder and ice tea
Shoulda gone to free credit report dot com
I coulda seen this comin’ at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts
So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t shirts

Free credit report.com song: “NEW CAR” Commercial

Download Free Credit Song MP3: NEW CAR mp3

Free credit report.com music: “NEW CAR” Lyrics

While I was shoppin’ for a new car, which one’s me?
A cool Convertible or an SUV?
Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whack,
Cuz’ now I’m drivin’ off a lot in a used Subcompact.
F-R-E-E that spells free,
Credit report dot com baby.
Saw their ads on my T.V.
Thought about going, but was too lazy.
Now instead of lookin’ fly n rollin’ phat,
My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse’s gettin’ laughed at.
F-R-E-E that spells free,
Credit report dot com baby.

Free credit report comercial: “DREAMGIRL” Commercial

Download Free Credit Song MP3: Dream Girl mp3

Free credit commercial: “DREAMGIRL” Lyrics

Well I married my dream girl.
I married my dream girl.
But she didnt tell me her credit was bad.
so now instead of living in a pleasant suburb.
we’re living in the basement at her mom and dads.
No we cant get a loan
for a respectable home.
Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card.
If we’d gone to free credit report dot com,
I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.

Random Notes:

“When you order your free report here, you will begin your free trial membership in Triple Advantage Credit Monitoring. If you don’t cancel your membership within the 7-day trial period**, you will be billed $14.95 for each month that you continue your membership.”

Doesn’t hurt to try, I suppose. At least the jingles make me bop my head up and down…

UPDATE: GREAT NEWS! At long last, after many requests, mp3 downloads are now included for all the song! (Courtesy of the Free Credit Report Band video contest.) Speaking of which, don’t forget to download mp3s of my songs on my music page!