Free Credit Report Song – Commercials, Music, Mp3, and Lyrics
The other day, we were playing random songs on a guitar, and somehow, “Blackbird” by the Beatles was followed by the “free credit report” song about pirates from the Freecreditreport.com commercial. Amazingly, we collectively knew about 80% of the lyrics…who knew a credit-related jingle could be such an ear worm. It almost makes you want to find out your credit score
. I was inspired to post all of the free credit report commercials and lyrics for your enjoyment…ta-da:
Free credit report song: “REN FAIR” COMMERCIAL
Download Free Credit Song MP3: REN FAIR mp3
Free credit report .com song: “REN FAIR” LYRICS
I was getting depressed cause of all the stress I was feeling at home
Had a poor credit score and the number would haunt me wherever I goBut I moved to a place where my credit could stink and nobody would care
I just wish that somebody had told me that place was a renaissance fair!Free credit report dot com
Tell your friends, tell your dad, tell your momNever mind they’ve been singing our song
Since we first showed up with our pirate hats onIf you’re not into fake swordfights
Pointy slippers and green wool tightsTake a tip from a knight who knows free credit report dot com
LET’S GO!!
Free credit report song: “ROCK STAR” COMMERCIAL
Download Free Credit Song MP3: ROCK STAR mp3
Free credit report .com song: “ROCK STAR” LYRICS
When you’re a rock star
You get to party hard
Champagne and caviar
Tricked out exotic carsIt’s just now I thought I’d be
‘Xcept the party’s not for me
Cause some punk opened a credit card
With my IDFree — What?
Free Credit, Report.com
That’s the site I’m gonna hit
When I go homeThey know how credit works
They send email alerts
Now I’m findin out
How bad reality hurts
Free credit report song: “BIKE” COMMERCIAL
Download Free Credit Song MP3: BICYCLE mp3
Free credit report .com song: “BIKE” LYRICS
Check it out Gas prices blowin up sky high,
Ditched my used subcompact for a two wheeled ride,
Now I’m rollin Eco-friendly but i still look bad,
When the bike store saw my credit they said, “This was all they had,”
I’m singin,
F to the R to the E to the E,
To the C to the R to the E D I T,
RE to the PORT to the DOT to the COM,
Come on everybody grab your bike and sing along it’s easy…
Free credit report commercial: “PIRATE IN RESTAURANT” Video
Download Free Credit Song MP3: PIRATE mp3
Free credit report.com commercial: “PIRATE IN RESTAURANT” Lyrics
Well they say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why am i dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant
Its all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I’m in every evening serving chowder and ice tea
Shoulda gone to free credit report dot com
I coulda seen this comin’ at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts
So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t shirts
Free credit report.com song: “NEW CAR” Commercial
Download Free Credit Song MP3: NEW CAR mp3
Free credit report.com music: “NEW CAR” Lyrics
While I was shoppin’ for a new car, which one’s me?
A cool Convertible or an SUV?
Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whack,
Cuz’ now I’m drivin’ off a lot in a used Subcompact.
F-R-E-E that spells free,
Credit report dot com baby.
Saw their ads on my T.V.
Thought about going, but was too lazy.
Now instead of lookin’ fly n rollin’ phat,
My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse’s gettin’ laughed at.
F-R-E-E that spells free,
Credit report dot com baby.
Free credit report comercial: “DREAMGIRL” Commercial
Download Free Credit Song MP3: Dream Girl mp3
Free credit commercial: “DREAMGIRL” Lyrics
Well I married my dream girl.
I married my dream girl.
But she didnt tell me her credit was bad.
so now instead of living in a pleasant suburb.
we’re living in the basement at her mom and dads.
No we cant get a loan
for a respectable home.
Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card.
If we’d gone to free credit report dot com,
I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.
Random Notes:
- Get Your Free Credit Report
- David Muhlenfeld = Songwriter behind all the jingles. (Interview here)
- Eric Violette = Free Credit Report dot com Guy
- The Martin Agency = Ad Agency that created the commercials
- FreeCreditReport.com = is not totally free. According to the website:
“When you order your free report here, you will begin your free trial membership in Triple Advantage Credit Monitoring. If you don’t cancel your membership within the 7-day trial period**, you will be billed $14.95 for each month that you continue your membership.”
Doesn’t hurt to try, I suppose. At least the jingles make me bop my head up and down…
UPDATE: GREAT NEWS! At long last, after many requests, mp3 downloads are now included for all the song! (Courtesy of the Free Credit Report Band video contest.) Speaking of which, don’t forget to download mp3s of my songs on my music page!
Comments
Okay, I love these songs too! They really do get stuck in your head. I didn’t remember the Dream Girl one until I saw the lyrics, then suddenly, I started singing it. BUT, I do think it’s lame that their big pull is FREE, when it’s not at all free. And there are, in fact, other credit report services which are TOTALLY free, and totally legit.
Do the commercials make sense? Well, sort of. Sometimes. I wasn’t sure why not knowing your credit report would force you to work in a pirate restaurant, so I sort of made some leap assuming that he’d experienced identity theft, and lost all his money and therefore had to work at a restaurant. But if he had checked his credit report, he would have been alerted to the identity theft earlier. But that doesn’t really make much sense either. And would you really not date a girl just because her credit was bad? Seems to me that if she’s cute, guys are all too willing to overlook credit reports. The bike one makes more sense.
BUT, I don’t think that’s the point, so I don’t really care. It’s just a silly little jingle to get stuck in your head, and make you sing “free credit report dot com.” And that branding really works. But I will certainly never use the service.
Tara: wow, I can tell you’ve thought about this a lot! :) Yeah, the name of the product is misleading…if it’s called “Free Credit Report”, it should be free, no? If I walked into a store called Free Bagels, I’d expect a free bagel. Ah well…
Sort of like if you tried to actually finagle a bagel from Finagle A Bagel.
Anyway, that “New Car” song has been stuck in myhead for a month…
Jay: Yes, exactly like that. ..All this talk about bagles is getting me hungry…
“So why am i dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?”
The guy is cute, yes, and the songs are catchy–but why does he have to lip synch SO BADLY to the singer? I don’t get it. It looks so fake. And while I know it is, it doesn’t have to look that way. You know what I mean?
Nice one. I hadn’t seen the bike one yet. I commute by bike and see more bikers on the road these days than ever. Peace, love and bikes!
omg, this is so convenient! i always searched my tail end off for these commercials and i could never find them up until now! undeniably, the best one is the bike one!
i LOVE these songs they rock they might not be popular but they realy are to me tell me how to get them as a ringtone!!!!!!……lol
i LOVE these songs they rock they might not be popular but they realy are to me tell me how to get them as a ringtone!!!!!!……lol
i LOVE these songs they rock they might not be popular but they realy are to me tell me how to get them as a ringtone!!!!!!……lol
I Love all the commercials, I Especially Love the Bike one I have it as my ringtone, lol Anyway all this talk about the commercial making sense and him lip synching! What is the big deal its a Commercial you are not being forced to look into it and if you do and do not like it go somewhere else, AGAIN I 4 ONE LOVE ALL THE COMMERCIALS AND HOPE THEY CONTINUE. P.S. Oh yeah and think the curly hair kid is a cuttie… lol
P.S.S. as far as the ringtones u can get them free on Myxer.com
i am a freecredidreport.com fan not for thecredit for the commercials (iknow what your thinking but have you herd them their really catchy)i have memorised all of them the first time you watch one their stuck in your head i have all them listed from my favriote to good 1.BIKE 2.ROCKSTAR 3.NEW JOB 4. NEW CAR 5. DREAM GIRL IM getting on here every day to watch them
GREAT NEWS!! Because you’ve all requested it, I’m now including links to mp3 downloads of ALL the free credit report songs. Add to your iPod, and enjoy!
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I LOVE THE SONGS IT IS SOOOOOO COOL TO WATCH!!! you should make one about not being able to buy a surf board for the beach becaus your identity was stollen! :) ps you look awsome
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Does anyone know the significance of the little white haired old lady that appears in most of the commercials? Is she someone’s relative or something? She kinda creeps me out.
my best friend knows all 6! they get stuck in my head to the point where i cant fall asleep. i love the rockstar one the best. i wish i knew all the lyrics so i dont have to get tottally annoyed when i want to sing it but i cant!
xoxo
they have another one thats not here but i dont like it as much as the other s it s the renesance fair one =]
Because so many of you asked for it (m, Jordan, and others…), I just added the “REN FAIR” commercial above. Enjoy!!!
-Mike
I know the words to all of these. They are baller! lol. except i didn’t hear the rock star one until i found this site. thats the only one i dont like that much…
I love those commercials. “here is my own”
“At the bus stop waiting on the number 5. Got a wacked credit score and that ain’t no jive- Have you seen me on T.V. free credit report.com- Gotta call my dad Gotta call my mom, let them know what’s going on- Bus didn’t show,wish my credit wasn’t blown- Now I’m walkin’ don’t cha know.-Hey!
I wish someone finds out just WHO is that old lady in these
commercials. Can SOMEONE tell me…please!!
Love the commercials too and completely hooked on the jingles! I am glad to see that I am not the only one. I too have problems sleeping because I can’t get them out of my head. Love em’, but Uggggh, I can’t stop singing them!
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I DO LOVE THESE COMMERCIALS. BUT EXCEPT FOR ONE PART. PERSON–THE OLD-ASS LADY WHO IS FREQUENTLY FROWNING AT THESE YOUNG BANDMEMBERS! (I’M LIKE YOU, EDWARD R. MILLER) I THINK HER CHARACTER SHOULD JUST LEAVE IF SHE DOESN’T LIKE THE MUSIC–AND STOP STALKING CURLY CUTIE AND HIS BUDDIES (THEY’RE JUST TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THE SERVICE AND TRYING TO MAKE A LIVIN’!)
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I think the little old lady is the singer in old lady drag. Same eye shape, same nose, same little round cheeks. I think it’s an inside joke or they’re waiting to see if the public figures it out. She doesn’t look like a real little old lady, but someone made up to look like one. I say it’s the singing dude.
Ohemgee I have been looking all over for these haha i have the hillshire farms commercials memorized there so catchy!
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Each state has a "Renascence Fair" once a year. In Louisiana it's the beginning of November to the beginning of December. Check with your tourist commission department…I'm sure they can tell you where and when they will be in your state. I go every year…it's a blast into the past !!!
Everybody here has no life….Find something else to do with your spare time…..Messick loves these commercials!!!!!!! his favorite is the NEW CAR song
hey summer: u no if u just video record them with ur fone, put ur finger over the camera then u can record it…. thats what i did lol… i am the master of all the jingles u can think of… im really afun person to hang out with, if u like people that hum commercial jingles alllllll day long!!! lol but seriously ask me any jingle ILL KNOW IT!!!!!!!
there is a new commercial now, the rollercoaster one. and there will be two more this summer about a cell phone and reno. you need to get those up as well. ah i love these commercials!!!
me n my friends love all them n we no them all. we love singing them at P.E, when we at school. Now we trying to learn the new one wit the roller coster.
Explain to me why it is so damn hard for the producers of these commercials to sync up the damn voice track with the video????? Being a musician and a video editor, It is the most annoying crap I have ever seen on a commercial, to have to sit and suffer thru multiple commercials where some moron can't seem to match up the audio with the video and keep the video enough ahead of the music to where it's painfully obviously not synced properly. If you think I'm joking, watch the next time one of commercials is on. Irritating.
ok love um ive memorized all but 1 and its the one ur missing i think 2 more are comming out this summer ur missing the credit rollar coaster and then i think 2 more r coming out uhhhh lets c i think they r one about cowboys or hoarses or something and one about cell phones
WHERE IS THE NEW ROLLER COASTER SONG.__I HERD ON TV ONLY 3 TIMES.
OH HUESS WHAT…I FOUND IT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvDe8eH7040
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now there are 3 your missing! Your still missing rollar coaster, then cell phone and reno came out are you working on um and when do you expect them to be on? Oh and i finally memerized rollar coaster: "Buckle up everybody cause were taking a ride, that can strain your relationships and hurt your pride, its the credit rollar coaster and as you can see, it kindda bites, so sing the lyrics with me. When your debt goes up your score goes down, you pay a little of it goes the other way round, its the same for everybody every boy and girl, the credit rollar coaster makes you wanna hurl, so through your hands in the air and wave um' around, like a wanna be frat boy tring to get down, and bring um' right back to where your laptops at log onto free credit report dot com stat." Yey i got it!!!! =D
got the next two now!!!! "Wanted to get myself a new cellphone, so i could hear myself as a ringtone. Who knew the store would go and check my credit score? Now all they let me have is this dinosaur. Hello? Hello? Hello? Can anybody hear me? I know, I know, I know, I should have gone to freecreditreport.coooooommm. Thats where i should have gone. Coulda got my knowlege on." is cell phone.
its been like 2 months and you sayed a week sry im getting impatient but WHERE ARE THEY?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
i love these songs! theyre so catchy and are actually really smart of them to do because around where i live my friends and i will just randomly start singing them in public. We should get paid to sing them cuz we advertise it so much lol
Yeah I love these guys too!! I had to research to find out why they dont make public appearances or anything and found out of course they arent a real band at all. They are in bands, just not with each other. The lead actor, Eric Violette isnt singing at all, only lip syncing to the genius behind the catchy jingles.Yes it was devastating for me to find that out. He actually speaks french but is fluent in english. Nevertheless I still love the commercials and hope to see more. Erics website is http://www.ericviolette.com
You only posted six, but there are nine commercials. Your missing the 'Cowboy' one, the 'Credit Rollercoaster' and the 'New Cellphone' one. You post them, otherwise ur wrong about having all of them
Why in the world did you change bands for your commercials? The new band sucks!! Bring back our boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does anyone know the words to the song that has all these things you have to check? I think it says "make sure your pits don't stink" but my friend thinks it "make sure your kids don't stink." HELP
I wish they should of never took the old band away they were awesome and i their songs were catchy sorry but i don't like the new band:(
No really the new band is ok but still wish the old band was still here WHO'S WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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what if you added a little information? I mean, I don’t wish to tell you how to run your website, but suppose you added something to maybe get people’s attention?
I mean Free Credit Report Song – Commercials, Music, Mp3, and Lyrics is kinda plain.
You might glance at Yahoo’s front page and note how they write news titles to get viewers to click. You might add a video or a related pic or two to grab readers interested about what you’ve
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Not sure if you’ve seen this, but there’s a little bit of controversy about the commercials and Eric Violette:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26061279/