Free Credit Report Song - Commercials, Music, Mp3, and Lyrics

The other day, we were playing random songs on a guitar, and somehow, “Blackbird” by the Beatles was followed by the “free credit report” song about pirates from the Freecreditreport.com commercial. Amazingly, we collectively knew about 80% of the lyrics…who knew a credit-related jingle could be such an ear worm. It almost makes you want to find out your credit score. I was inspired to post all of the free credit report commercials and lyrics for your enjoyment…ta-da:

Free credit report song: “REN FAIR” COMMERCIAL

Download Free Credit Song MP3: REN FAIR mp3

Free credit report .com song: “REN FAIR” LYRICS

I was getting depressed cause of all the stress I was feeling at home
Had a poor credit score and the number would haunt me wherever I go

But I moved to a place where my credit could stink and nobody would care
I just wish that somebody had told me that place was a renaissance fair!

Free credit report dot com
Tell your friends, tell your dad, tell your mom

Never mind they’ve been singing our song
Since we first showed up with our pirate hats on

If you’re not into fake swordfights
Pointy slippers and green wool tights

Take a tip from a knight who knows free credit report dot com

LET’S GO!!

Free credit report song: “ROCK STAR” COMMERCIAL

Download Free Credit Song MP3: ROCK STAR mp3

Free credit report .com song: “ROCK STAR” LYRICS

When you’re a rock star
You get to party hard
Champagne and caviar
Tricked out exotic cars

It’s just now I thought I’d be
‘Xcept the party’s not for me
Cause some punk opened a credit card
With my ID

Free — What?
Free Credit, Report.com
That’s the site I’m gonna hit
When I go home

They know how credit works
They send email alerts
Now I’m findin out
How bad reality hurts

Free credit report song: “BIKE” COMMERCIAL

Download Free Credit Song MP3: BICYCLE mp3

Free credit report .com song: “BIKE” LYRICS

Check it out Gas prices blowin up sky high,
Ditched my used subcompact for a two wheeled ride,
Now I’m rollin Eco-friendly but i still look bad,
When the bike store saw my credit they said, “This was all they had,”
I’m singin,
F to the R to the E to the E,
To the C to the R to the E D I T,
RE to the PORT to the DOT to the COM,
Come on everybody grab your bike and sing along it’s easy…

Free credit report commercial: “PIRATE IN RESTAURANT” Video

Download Free Credit Song MP3: PIRATE mp3

Free credit report.com commercial: “PIRATE IN RESTAURANT” Lyrics

Well they say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why am i dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant
Its all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I’m in every evening serving chowder and ice tea
Shoulda gone to free credit report dot com
I coulda seen this comin’ at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts
So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t shirts

Free credit report.com song: “NEW CAR” Commercial

Download Free Credit Song MP3: NEW CAR mp3

Free credit report.com music: “NEW CAR” Lyrics

While I was shoppin’ for a new car, which one’s me?
A cool Convertible or an SUV?
Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whack,
Cuz’ now I’m drivin’ off a lot in a used Subcompact.
F-R-E-E that spells free,
Credit report dot com baby.
Saw their ads on my T.V.
Thought about going, but was too lazy.
Now instead of lookin’ fly n rollin’ phat,
My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse’s gettin’ laughed at.
F-R-E-E that spells free,
Credit report dot com baby.

Free credit report comercial: “DREAMGIRL” Commercial

Download Free Credit Song MP3: Dream Girl mp3

Free credit commercial: “DREAMGIRL” Lyrics

Well I married my dream girl.
I married my dream girl.
But she didnt tell me her credit was bad.
so now instead of living in a pleasant suburb.
we’re living in the basement at her mom and dads.
No we cant get a loan
for a respectable home.
Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card.
If we’d gone to free credit report dot com,
I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.

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David Muhlenfeld = Songwriter behind all the jingles. (Interview here)
Eric Violette = Free Credit Report dot com Guy
The Martin Agency = Ad Agency that created the commercials
FreeCreditReport.com = is not totally free. According to the website:

“When you order your free report here, you will begin your free trial membership in Triple Advantage Credit Monitoring. If you don’t cancel your membership within the 7-day trial period**, you will be billed $14.95 for each month that you continue your membership.”

Doesn’t hurt to try, I suppose. At least the jingles make me bop my head up and down…

UPDATE: GREAT NEWS! At long last, after many requests, mp3 downloads are now included for all the song! (Courtesy of the Free Credit Report Band video contest.) Speaking of which, don’t forget to download mp3s of my songs on my music page!

Posted to TV by Mike on

August 17, 2008

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Comment by Robin on August 18, 2008 @ 7:46 am

Not sure if you’ve seen this, but there’s a little bit of controversy about the commercials and Eric Violette:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26061279/

Comment by garagespin on August 18, 2008 @ 3:46 pm

Robin: a-hah! Interesting…I’ll need to check out the clip, and add it to the “notes” section. :)

Comment by Tara on August 18, 2008 @ 7:18 pm

Okay, I love these songs too! They really do get stuck in your head. I didn’t remember the Dream Girl one until I saw the lyrics, then suddenly, I started singing it. BUT, I do think it’s lame that their big pull is FREE, when it’s not at all free. And there are, in fact, other credit report services which are TOTALLY free, and totally legit.

Do the commercials make sense? Well, sort of. Sometimes. I wasn’t sure why not knowing your credit report would force you to work in a pirate restaurant, so I sort of made some leap assuming that he’d experienced identity theft, and lost all his money and therefore had to work at a restaurant. But if he had checked his credit report, he would have been alerted to the identity theft earlier. But that doesn’t really make much sense either. And would you really not date a girl just because her credit was bad? Seems to me that if she’s cute, guys are all too willing to overlook credit reports. The bike one makes more sense.

BUT, I don’t think that’s the point, so I don’t really care. It’s just a silly little jingle to get stuck in your head, and make you sing “free credit report dot com.” And that branding really works. But I will certainly never use the service.

Comment by garagespin on August 18, 2008 @ 9:10 pm

Tara: wow, I can tell you’ve thought about this a lot! :) Yeah, the name of the product is misleading…if it’s called “Free Credit Report”, it should be free, no? If I walked into a store called Free Bagels, I’d expect a free bagel. Ah well…

Comment by Jay on August 18, 2008 @ 10:48 pm

Sort of like if you tried to actually finagle a bagel from Finagle A Bagel.

Anyway, that “New Car” song has been stuck in myhead for a month…

Comment by garagespin on August 19, 2008 @ 1:54 pm

Jay: Yes, exactly like that. ..All this talk about bagles is getting me hungry…

“So why am i dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?”

Comment by mackenzie welker on August 26, 2008 @ 3:48 pm

I absolutly love your songs there so awsome

Comment by Jenny J on August 26, 2008 @ 4:39 pm

The guy is cute, yes, and the songs are catchy–but why does he have to lip synch SO BADLY to the singer? I don’t get it. It looks so fake. And while I know it is, it doesn’t have to look that way. You know what I mean?

Comment by Jackie on September 2, 2008 @ 8:35 pm

these comercials are so easy to remember
i know all of them
lool

Comment by Lisa on September 10, 2008 @ 6:01 pm

He lip-syncs because he is French-Canadian and his French accent makes him hard to understand.

Comment by Keston on September 11, 2008 @ 2:12 am

Nice one. I hadn’t seen the bike one yet. I commute by bike and see more bikers on the road these days than ever. Peace, love and bikes!

Comment by cal on September 19, 2008 @ 12:54 pm

i LOVE the bike commercial

Comment by kevin on September 21, 2008 @ 4:35 pm

the best is deffinently new car

Comment by Jasmine-Janae on September 28, 2008 @ 6:03 pm

omg, this is so convenient! i always searched my tail end off for these commercials and i could never find them up until now! undeniably, the best one is the bike one!

Comment by summer on October 4, 2008 @ 8:57 pm

i LOVE these songs they rock they might not be popular but they realy are to me tell me how to get them as a ringtone!!!!!!……lol

Comment by summer on October 4, 2008 @ 8:57 pm

i LOVE these songs they rock they might not be popular but they realy are to me tell me how to get them as a ringtone!!!!!!……lol

Comment by summer on October 4, 2008 @ 8:57 pm

i LOVE these songs they rock they might not be popular but they realy are to me tell me how to get them as a ringtone!!!!!!……lol

Comment by Mela on October 7, 2008 @ 5:58 pm

I Love all the commercials, I Especially Love the Bike one I have it as my ringtone, lol Anyway all this talk about the commercial making sense and him lip synching! What is the big deal its a Commercial you are not being forced to look into it and if you do and do not like it go somewhere else, AGAIN I 4 ONE LOVE ALL THE COMMERCIALS AND HOPE THEY CONTINUE. P.S. Oh yeah and think the curly hair kid is a cuttie… lol
P.S.S. as far as the ringtones u can get them free on Myxer.com

Comment by andrew on October 12, 2008 @ 9:39 pm

i am a freecredidreport.com fan not for thecredit for the commercials (iknow what your thinking but have you herd them their really catchy)i have memorised all of them the first time you watch one their stuck in your head i have all them listed from my favriote to good 1.BIKE 2.ROCKSTAR 3.NEW JOB 4. NEW CAR 5. DREAM GIRL IM getting on here every day to watch them

Comment by Kimmy on November 4, 2008 @ 6:39 pm

Can you buy these songs off itunes or something? I want them on my mp3er.

Comment by Kimmy on November 4, 2008 @ 6:39 pm

Can you buy these songs off itunes or something? I want them on my mp3er.

Comment by GarageSpin on November 4, 2008 @ 8:16 pm

GREAT NEWS!! Because you’ve all requested it, I’m now including links to mp3 downloads of ALL the free credit report songs. Add to your iPod, and enjoy!

Comment by Kimmy on November 5, 2008 @ 5:04 pm

Hooray for Free Credit Report on my mp3er!

Comment by Ted on November 8, 2008 @ 11:12 pm

I Wonder How Long It Will be Until They Release The Medieval Fair Song, Anyone?

Comment by Steve-O- on November 15, 2008 @ 6:51 pm

love free credit songs i have memorized them all

Comment by kelly on November 16, 2008 @ 9:35 am

who is the group singing the song and how can i find them on the internet?

Comment by Anonymous on November 22, 2008 @ 1:04 pm

you rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by Anonymous on November 22, 2008 @ 1:07 pm

I LOVE THE SONGS IT IS SOOOOOO COOL TO WATCH!!! you should make one about not being able to buy a surf board for the beach becaus your identity was stollen! :) ps you look awsome

Comment by Anonymous on November 22, 2008 @ 1:10 pm

hi hi hi hi hi um um um um ive never had a tv sorry bud bud buddy bud ha he har to by I have a dog and a cat and i love cheese

Comment by Anonymous on November 22, 2008 @ 1:13 pm

is anybody reading this if you are please write something now to me

Comment by Shanay on November 22, 2008 @ 10:15 pm

omg ive been look 4 these song like forever thanks sooo much im going to set them as ringtones

Comment by garagespin on November 22, 2008 @ 10:47 pm

Shanay: You’re welcome! :)

Comment by Wjf;aowef on November 26, 2008 @ 1:06 pm

IF YOU WANT TO DOWNLOAD IT ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS RIGHT CLIK AND CLICK ON SAVE LINK AS

Comment by dfhdfh on December 5, 2008 @ 12:24 pm

wat order did they come out…was it
pirate
dramgirl
car
bike
party?

Comment by Babel Girl on December 22, 2008 @ 5:03 pm

Car
Pirate
Dream Girl
Bike
Rock Star
Medieval Fair

That’s the order.

Comment by Rob on December 23, 2008 @ 8:29 am

Does anyone know the significance of the little white haired old lady that appears in most of the commercials? Is she someone’s relative or something? She kinda creeps me out.

Comment by Anonymous on January 3, 2009 @ 8:52 pm

these songs r awesome.

Comment by Anonymous on January 8, 2009 @ 7:21 pm

Whoa, that was awesome.

Comment by sisoris on January 8, 2009 @ 8:52 pm

Hey what about that mid-evil fair song?

Comment by Anonymous on January 9, 2009 @ 4:37 pm

i think the free credit report.com songs are awsome!!!!!

Comment by Kevin on January 12, 2009 @ 9:25 am

Love the mp3’s. Thanks for posting them!

Comment by Alyssa on January 16, 2009 @ 3:18 pm

my best friend knows all 6! they get stuck in my head to the point where i cant fall asleep. i love the rockstar one the best. i wish i knew all the lyrics so i dont have to get tottally annoyed when i want to sing it but i cant!

xoxo

Comment by Ember Enrage on January 16, 2009 @ 6:17 pm

they have another one thats not here but i dont like it as much as the other s it s the renesance fair one =]

Comment by Anissa on January 21, 2009 @ 6:48 pm

I love freecreditreport.com jingles lol!!!!

Comment by Jordan on January 24, 2009 @ 9:40 pm

When are you going to put the Medieval Fair Song Download on this website?

Comment by jerri brown on January 28, 2009 @ 10:32 am

who is the little old lady in the comercials?

Comment by robby on February 3, 2009 @ 6:33 pm

when are you gonna make more comercials i love these thay rock and i want to see more of them on tv

Comment by m on February 3, 2009 @ 6:38 pm

wheres the medival fair???

Comment by Mike on February 3, 2009 @ 9:42 pm

Because so many of you asked for it (m, Jordan, and others…), I just added the “REN FAIR” commercial above. Enjoy!!!
-Mike

Comment by Pheobe on February 7, 2009 @ 12:28 pm

I know the words to all of these. They are baller! lol. except i didn’t hear the rock star one until i found this site. thats the only one i dont like that much…

Comment by shondor leyton on February 9, 2009 @ 4:39 pm

I love those commercials. “here is my own”
“At the bus stop waiting on the number 5. Got a wacked credit score and that ain’t no jive- Have you seen me on T.V. free credit report.com- Gotta call my dad Gotta call my mom, let them know what’s going on- Bus didn’t show,wish my credit wasn’t blown- Now I’m walkin’ don’t cha know.-Hey!

Comment by Edward R. Miller on February 10, 2009 @ 12:52 am

I wish someone finds out just WHO is that old lady in these
commercials. Can SOMEONE tell me…please!!

Comment by Patty on February 11, 2009 @ 4:59 pm

Love the commercials too and completely hooked on the jingles! I am glad to see that I am not the only one. I too have problems sleeping because I can’t get them out of my head. Love em’, but Uggggh, I can’t stop singing them!

Comment by Demetria Sullivan on February 15, 2009 @ 10:28 am

I know all of the songs no joke!

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Comment by dashima walsh on February 19, 2009 @ 8:09 pm

I DO LOVE THESE COMMERCIALS. BUT EXCEPT FOR ONE PART. PERSON–THE OLD-ASS LADY WHO IS FREQUENTLY FROWNING AT THESE YOUNG BANDMEMBERS! (I’M LIKE YOU, EDWARD R. MILLER) I THINK HER CHARACTER SHOULD JUST LEAVE IF SHE DOESN’T LIKE THE MUSIC–AND STOP STALKING CURLY CUTIE AND HIS BUDDIES (THEY’RE JUST TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THE SERVICE AND TRYING TO MAKE A LIVIN’!)

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Comment by wondering on February 25, 2009 @ 11:48 pm

I think the little old lady is the singer in old lady drag. Same eye shape, same nose, same little round cheeks. I think it’s an inside joke or they’re waiting to see if the public figures it out. She doesn’t look like a real little old lady, but someone made up to look like one. I say it’s the singing dude.

Comment by Sierra on February 26, 2009 @ 12:17 pm

how do you download them for a ringtone?

Comment by Solana on March 3, 2009 @ 7:30 pm

Ohemgee I have been looking all over for these haha i have the hillshire farms commercials memorized there so catchy!

Comment by jomo on March 5, 2009 @ 11:52 pm

make more!!!!!!!

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Comment by Cheryl Hampton on March 15, 2009 @ 12:44 am

Each state has a "Renascence Fair" once a year. In Louisiana it's the beginning of November to the beginning of December. Check with your tourist commission department…I'm sure they can tell you where and when they will be in your state. I go every year…it's a blast into the past !!!

Comment by mmm on March 20, 2009 @ 3:05 pm

THE ORDER WAS,
CAR
PIRATE
DREAM GIRL
BIKE
ROCKSTAR
REN FAIR

Comment by Shanicwa on March 23, 2009 @ 12:58 pm

I LOVE IT!

Comment by Taylor on March 24, 2009 @ 4:57 pm

Everybody here has no life….Find something else to do with your spare time…..Messick loves these commercials!!!!!!! his favorite is the NEW CAR song

Comment by Kristen Lucille on April 10, 2009 @ 6:08 pm

i <3 these commertials

Comment by kar on April 12, 2009 @ 5:26 pm

The song sort of is the point

Comment by Phil on April 12, 2009 @ 5:28 pm

It's a themed restaurant

Comment by Phil on April 12, 2009 @ 5:30 pm

Why?

Comment by Phil on April 12, 2009 @ 5:34 pm

I love these songs, but the etrade baby is also pretty funny. Am i right?

Comment by Nate on April 17, 2009 @ 8:20 am

It's actually all because some hacker stole his identity… haha

Comment by malik on April 26, 2009 @ 1:55 am

i love the ren fair

Comment by Donna R. on April 27, 2009 @ 2:41 am

does anyone know the name of the lead singer?

Comment by NATALIE on April 30, 2009 @ 2:56 am

YOUR COMERCALS ROCK SOCKS THERE AMAZING AND I KNOW THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by satan666 on April 30, 2009 @ 6:42 pm

suck another big one hooo

Comment by Kazuhiko on May 1, 2009 @ 2:01 pm

These songs are pretty catchy XD Gotta love 'em. I'm learning them on the guitar. =D

Free Credit Report Song - Commercials, Music, Mp3, and Lyrics

Free credit report song: “REN FAIR” COMMERCIAL

Download Free Credit Song MP3: REN FAIR mp3

Free credit report .com song: “REN FAIR” LYRICS

Free credit report song: “ROCK STAR” COMMERCIAL

Download Free Credit Song MP3: ROCK STAR mp3

Free credit report .com song: “ROCK STAR” LYRICS

Free credit report song: “BIKE” COMMERCIAL

Download Free Credit Song MP3: BICYCLE mp3

Free credit report .com song: “BIKE” LYRICS

Free credit report commercial: “PIRATE IN RESTAURANT” Video

Download Free Credit Song MP3: PIRATE mp3

Free credit report.com commercial: “PIRATE IN RESTAURANT” Lyrics

Free credit report.com song: “NEW CAR” Commercial

Download Free Credit Song MP3: NEW CAR mp3

Free credit report.com music: “NEW CAR” Lyrics

Free credit report comercial: “DREAMGIRL” Commercial

Download Free Credit Song MP3: Dream Girl mp3

Free credit commercial: “DREAMGIRL” Lyrics

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